I am not politically correct. Nor do I want to be. Hell, nowadays, what the hell IS "politically correct," anyway? Politics themselves are incorrect as fuck, so being "politically correct, " or whining about how everything is "politically correct" is stupid. So, what do people mean when they say it?
Who the hell knows? It doesn't exist, remember? The closest I can figure is, "Shit I agree with." Which makes everything about popularity. Not about right, true or "correct," pol
Not really. I don't really want a new drug, what I want is my own drug. In fact, I don't even want my own drug. I want my own strain. Of weed. Old People Weed. See, the recreational marijuana today is for young people. The medical marijuana is for...people who need medicine. Which I do, sometimes. But like most medications, medical marijuana has been engineered to provide relief of some pretty severe conditions, and thus has side effects. Like becoming non-functioning and dro
I hate housework. I readily admit I'm nobody's Suzy Homemaker or Ms. Fixit. So, I will take any opportunity to make the drudgery of housekeeping even a little less tedious and distasteful. With that in mind, I decided I needed a new shower head. Because, out of all the horrors of housework, cleaning the bathtub ranks right at the top of the list. That is, until the very moment some other ridiculously dehumanizing task becomes unavoidable. As I was at the stage where showering
Caution!!! Do NOT watch this unless you are bored!!! This is a silent stroll though a series of my patented cheesy homemade self-promotional Shameless Plugs for my regular 10 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday night shows at the L.A. Comedy Club in the Stratosphere Hotel on the world famous Las Vegas Strip. They have music, but I took it out. If you'd like to check them out, they're all available on my You Tube Channel. As for this compilation...well, let's just say it's well over
Wow! What an exciting few weeks! In fact, it's been an exhilarating couple of years. After taking the plunge back into standup, it's been an avalanche of baby steps, giant leaps, events and memories. Last week, I worked with legend and old friend Paul Mooney in a Tribute to Dick Gregory in New York City at B.B. King and at the Howard Theater in Washington D.C., and got to visit the National Museum of African American History and Culture while I was there! Now, I'm back at my